Aoi-chan Is Going to Eat ChocoMint No Matter What

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Screenshot of the music video

Title

Aoi-chan Has to Eat Chocomint 絶対にチョコミントを食べるアオイチャン

Uploaded on 9 August 2019 1,485,778+ views on Niconico, 11,419,985+ views on YouTube

Singer

Kotonoha Aoi, Kotonoha Akane

Producer(s)

GYARI（ココアシガレットP）

Link(s)

Nicovideo  Youtube

"Aoi-chan Is Going to Eat ChocoMint No Matter What" (Japanese: 絶対にチョコミントを食べるアオイチャン)is an original Voiceroid song composed by GYARI, a follow-up on Akane-chan Will Listen to Whatever You Have to Say. The song is originally uploaded to Niconico and Youtube on 9 August 2019.

As most of GYARI's songs, the song possesses a rather long title which is officially shortened to "Chocomintopia".

Following GYARI's success on "Seyena.", "Chocomintopia" received great popularity; it, with "Seyana.", are the only two Voiceroid songs that recieved over 100,000 views on Niconico Douga.

The song tells the story of Kotonoha Aoi as a diehard Chocomint (chocolate mint) fan: she tried to introduce chocomint to her regular chocolate ice cream-loving older sister, Kotonoha Akane; launched a political party to promote chocomint; and fought twitter-war with anti-chocomint groups. She end up chastised by Akane with chocomint ice creams made from a revolting recipe, upon when she finally realized that people have the right to freewill.

Story

Kotonoha Aoi returns home with only chocolate mint-flavored cold snacks. We then see her typical day and her love for chocomints; buffled by the rejection of her older sister, Kotonoha Akane, she decides to preach to her sister (and then the whole nation by launching a political party) why chocomints are great.

During the bridge, Aoi bought or made many chocomint treats (even entrées) for Akane, than starts singing about chocomint cakes; thus, the god was reborn.

Someone posted a revolting recipe for chocomint ice creams on a recipe sharing website, successfully trolling Aoi; just as she types out her angry response, Akane enters with none other than the revolting chocomint ice.

Akane stuffs Aoi with the revolting ice just as how Aoi has forced her to eat chocomint treats; Aoi finally realized "that people have the right to freewill and choice" and proceed to disband her political party. In the ending scene, Aoi bought Akane her favorite chocolate ice cream.

Jokes and Netas

• Aoi's first three tweet are "Morning Chocomint☆", "Noon Chocomint☆", and "evening Chocomint☆".

• "Ya↑ttaze" (Japanese: や↑ったぜ) is a reference to the Rei no Are subculture.

• The first time, Aoi muted the person sending trolling comment on twitter (which roughly translates to "T/O/O/T/H/P/A/S/T/E"); the second time (during the second bridge), she blocked them.

• During the first bridge, Aoi served Akane chocomint-flavored spaghetti.

• You didn't expect that Seyana, did you?

• The comment appeared after the bad recipe scene roughly translates to:"Let's spread a bad recipe and troll all the chocomint people! LOL". You can see why Aoi appears so unsettled then so furious now...

• Aoi's furious typing after the bad recipe scene is of the Wazap JoJoThis page does not exist in English Moegirlpedia yet. You may want to refer to this page on Chinese Moegirlpedia: Wazap乔鲁诺. (zh:Wazap乔鲁诺) format. Notice that the recipe sharing site is named "WazaCook".

• The ending music to the Extra is GYARI's interpretation of "Roundabout" by Yes, also famous for being the ED of the JoJo anime series. The extra is a reference to the To Be Continued meme.

Lyrics

Lyrics: GYARI
Composition: GYARI
Singer: Kotonoha Aoi、Kotonoha Akane

Translated by One-Six based on Chinese translation by 弓野篤禎.
Italicized lines represent spoken lines

The data or lyrics of this article are copyrighted by the respective owner, and are quoted for the purpose of introduction only.

お姉ちゃん　お菓子買ってきたよ～

Big sis~ I bought some snacks~

や↑ったぜ。

You↑did it.

一緒に食べよ～

Let's eat together~

なに買ってきたん？

What do you have?

Chocomint Ice!

Chocomint Ice!

他には？

And what else?

Chocomint Ice!

Chocomint Ice!

他には？

And what else?

Chocomint Ice!

Chocomint Ice!

他には？

And what else?

Chocomint Ice!

あと

Chocomint Ice!

Chocomint Ice!

And

Chocomint Ice!

あおいー？

Aoi...?

Chocomint Ice!

Chocomint Ice!

朝ごはんとチョコミント

Breakfast with Chocomint

昼ごはんのデザートも

The same for dessert for lunch

晩ごはんにも加えて

And count the dinner, too

毎日食べて幸せ

O, how happy I am to have it everyday!

美味しいのに　不思議だな

They're so tasty; how unbelievable it is

どうして食べないのかな？

That you won't have it‽

溢れる　この可愛さを

Well, I shall teach you that

私が教えてあげる

Exuberant loveliness!

蒼く　爽やかな香りで

O, the refreshing azure aura

幸せに導く　神のお菓子

A holy confection that brings one to true joy

故に

It is therefore

最 of the 高

The best of the best

私だけが理解る　幸福な世界

This is the Eden known only to us

あっそうだ

Ah! Yes,

チョコミント布教するため

To preach the grace of Chocomint,

政党結成しよっかな～

I shall launch my political party～

あ、あおいー？

A, Aoi...?

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(YES!)

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(YES!)

つめたくて

So cold

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(YES!)

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(YES!)

おいしいよ

and so delicious!

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(YES!)

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(YES!)

愛と夢を詰めて

Full of love and dream

振る舞ってあげる

That I shall feast you with!

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(YES!)

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(YES!)

もうひとつ

Wouldn't you want to

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(YES!)

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(YES!)

いかがです？

Have one more?

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(YES!)

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(YES!)

みんなで食べたなら

If everyone enjoys this,

嬉しいね！

I'll be happy then!

(おねーちゃーん)

(Onee—chan—)

(おねーちゃーん)

(Onee—chan—)

あ、あおいー

A, Aoi—

お姉ちゃn

Your sist...

Chocomint
　 Cake! Cake! Cake!

(YES!)

Chocomint
　 Cake! Cake! Cake!

(YES!)

かわいくて

So cute

Chocomint
　 Cake! Cake! Cake!

(YES!)

Chocomint
　 Cake! Cake! Cake!

(YES!)

おいしいよ

And so delicious!

Chocomint
　 Cake! Cake! Cake!

(YES!)

Chocomint
　 Cake! Cake! Cake!

(YES!)

君を理想郷へ

Brings you straight to

連れてってあげる

The gate of Utopia!

Chocomint
　 Cake! Cake! Cake!

(YES!)

Chocomint
　 Cake! Cake! Cake!

(YES!)

もうひとつ

Wouldn't you want to

Chocomint
　 Cake! Cake! Cake!

(YES!)

Chocomint
　 Cake! Cake! Cake!

(YES!)

いかがです？

Have one more?

Chocomint
　 Cake! Cake! Cake!

(YES!)

Chocomint
　 Cake! Cake! Cake!

(YES!)

たくさん食べたから

You've had quite a lot

幸せでしょ？

Don't you feel blessed?

せやな

Oh, for sure

蒼く　美しいフォルムに

Don't be fool by this

騙されないで　これは

Beautiful azure; this is an

巧みに作られた

Carefully made

敵の罠

Enemy's trap!

あなた…　始末させる　覚悟はありますか

You... Are you ready for the revenge?

戦争だ

This is WAR

信じる者には慈悲を

Grace upon believers

裏切り者には罰を

Punishments await renegades

チョコミン党以外絶対許さない！

No mercy for Un-Chocomint heresy!

チョコミントによる正義の鉄槌を！

Take my Iron Hammer of Chocomint-Justice!

(Chocomint Ice!)

(Chocomint Ice!)

あおい～

Aoi...

(Chocomint Ice!)

(Chocomint Ice!)

なんか話題のレシピがあって

There's this popular recipe

(Chocomint Ice!)

(Chocomint Ice!)

あおい喜ぶ思って…　作ったんや

I thought that Aoi would like it, so I made some...

(Chocomint Ice!)

(Chocomint Ice!)

食べるやろ？

Aren't you gonna have one?

いただきます。

Bon Appetit...

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(そぉい!)

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(Hey!)

ウマイやろ？

Tasty, isn't it?

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(そぉい!)

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(Hey!)

オイシイやろ？

Delicious, Isn't it?

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(そぉい!)

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(Hey!)

溢れる感動で

Oh, so touched,

言葉も出んか

You can't even speak?

まだあるで

I've got more

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

嬉しいよ

Quite hyped, aren't you?

おかわりや

Have another

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

もう許して

Please spare me!

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(Orrrrrrrr!)

Chocomint
　 Ice! Ice! Ice!

(Orrrrrrrr!)

今更気づいたの

I just come to realize

人は自由で　選ぶ権利があるの

That People have the right to freewill and choice

連合　解体します

The party shall disband!

EIYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

EIYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

お姉ちゃん　お菓子買ってきたよ～

Big sis, I bought some snacks~

せやな

Oh, for sure.

一緒に食べよ～

Let's eat together~

どんなチョコミントかな？

What kind of chocomint would it be?

Chocolate Ice...

Chocolate Ice...

や↑ったぜ！

You↑did it!

～終～

～The End～

(おまけ)

(Bonus)

いや～　チョコミント以外のお菓子食べるの　いつぶりやろ

Ah — When's the last time I'd had a snack other than chocomints?

ごめんねお姉ちゃん

Sorry, sis

ん？なんかコレ開けづらいな

Hmm? Why is it so hard to open